Religion

I have decided to get religion.
I am going to dedicate my life to the worship of Bacchus.
No regular services and his churches are wherever there's an Off Licence.
Praying is pretty good. The only words are variations of  " Oh God I'm pissed."
The prayer position is easy too. You just have to lie down on the floor. Drooling from the side of your mouth is optional.
Works for me.