Do you suffer from slower digestive transit?
Research has shown that 6 pints of Newcastle brown ale can relieve the symptoms of slow digestive transit. With it's active ingredient "Lavibowlus Pebbledashius" that bloated feeling will be a thing of the past.
Hear what these people have to say:
John from a subway somewhere: " I've found that 6 pints a day works wonders. I can now shit through a privet hedge without touching the leaves."
And Harry writes: "I used to be all bunged up but now I have to carry an extra pair of trousers, just in case i don't make it."
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Warning: Newcastle Brown should not be used as part of a healthy diet.
Can react violently with kebab and chilli sauce.
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