It's Winter

BREAKING NEWS: High winds, Snow and rain country wide 


have taken emergency services by surprise. " we weren't 


expecting it." said an official from the Highways Agency. 


"It's never happened before!" When asked just what do you 


think usually happens in winter he replied " Winter? err


what's that? Never heard of it, is it some new kind of biscuit?"




Meanwhile an anti-terrorist spokesperson in London has said 


that Winter maybe linked with terrorism. Pointing to the fact 


that many terrorist countries do not have winter.




The cold weather could bring a resurgence of Bird Flu which 


may now have mutated to such an extent that WE'RE ALL 


GOING TO DIE!